The good, the bad, and the OMG I can't have babies anymore

Dear Diary,
I have good news...and bad news and a sexy picture. ;) The dilemma is which to start with? I feel like you should start with the bad news. Rip it off like a band-aid plus then you are leaving things on a positive note. :)

So with that said, I must deliver to you the unfortunate news that today, July 1st, 2012, is the final day of The Up All Night Tour...

(^That's for Nialler, if you know what I mean ;)

Okay so i didn't actually go to any of their shows, reason being I am currently trapped on a different continent. HOWEVER, it is still sad. Because now I have to except the fact that I am am not going to see the UP ALL NIGHT tour in person. :(

Please please please tell me I'm not alone! I would love to have someone to go sit in a corner and eat our weight ice cream with.

Now accepting applications.

So even though I didn't go to one of their concerts, I did the next best thing! I watched some of the shows via twit cam and it like made my life. I was screaming and fan girling and every time someone would walk by my room they were like 

Anyways I was so excited because I was actually going to be able to watch the whole concert tonight, beginning to end so I had my computer, popcorn, tissues and a tub of Ben & Jerry's ice cream (for after the concert, when all I want to do is eat my feelings) and I was sitting there with two different live streams going waiting for them to come on and what do I learn? Security turned off wifi at the venue and so many people are trying to use the cell tower nearby that everything got blocked out -_-

BUT THEN LIKE HALFWAY THROUGH IT CAME BACK ON AND NOW I'M WATCHING IT AND THEY ARE SINGING UP ALL NIGHT AND I AM LIKE ASDFGHJKL. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH <3
Happy dance time :)

Okay so now that we have suffered through the bad news together, it's time for the good...more like super fantastic news! (for me at least...)

Okay soooo you know how One Direction was doing that #1DQA thing the other day? :) Well I sent in a few questions during school, because obviously I eat, sleep, breath One Direction and school is like whatever. I mean in 10 years when I'm married to a member of One Direction, what's it gonna matter if I passed math class? EXACTLY it won't. Plus have you seen Louis math skills?

And look where he is now! :)

Okay so back on topic! I sent in the questions and I was like














But that little voice in the back of my head was like "You're an idiot if you think they are even going to see this!" -_- Shut up. So yeah I pretty much spam the boys non- stop and none of them have ever acknowledged my existence...

But about 10 minutes later when i was looking through my mentions what do I see?

TAKE THAT VOICE IN MY HEAD!

I was in class when I saw it and I started hyperventilating and I completely forgot how to speak spanish (did I mention I'm an exchange student?) and I was like "Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, I can't breath, I can't breath!" and I completely lost feeling in my arms (I feel like I should see a doctor about that, although he would just tell me I have One Direction Infection, which, I already know. :)

And my friends were all looking at me like:

Then I lost the ability to speak all together so I just showed them the screen, it got passed around and soon enough my entire class was fingerling with me! :D Although I'm 99% sure most of them were mocking me but

Being noticed by a member of One Direction=Best Day of a directioners life

Then when I got home I told my mom about it, I was screaming and hyperventilating and crying all at the same time and she was like

And I was like

 

WUT U GONNA DO BOUT IT

I will leave you with this <3

Let us all have a moment of silence for all of the ovaries lost due to One Direction's sexiness <3

I hope all of you had a lovely sunday and that your week is as awesome as Harry's hair. :)

OH MY GOD! One last thing! One of the questions tonight was "What's your favorite movie line?" *me thinking* "I'll be back" Liam Payne: "I'll be back." asdfghjkl OH MY GOD WE'RE LIKE TWINS <3

Sincerely,

Erin

I'm a Directioner

Dear Diary,
I'm Erin. I'm a 17 year old student by day and couch potato by night. I love Nutella, knitted stuff, peaches, laughing so hard I cry, and confusing people. I am awkward, loud, optimistic, stubborn, sensitive, loving, bossy, judgmental, helpful, friendly, determined, curious, adventurous, and I belong to that crazy group of people that go by the name directioners.


Wait...what is the world is a directioner?

We are those people that are completely 100% in love with 5 flawless boys that don't know we exist. We know every little detail about their lives, we listen to their music non-stop, their faces cover our walls, we know their whereabouts at almost all times, and we will support them no matter what.
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 Is directioner code word for stalker?

Now that you know what a directioner is you be asking yourself if I am completely sane to which I answer, we are still waiting for lab results. But until then let me enlighten you on the subject of One Direction. :)

In the summer of 2010 five boys all tried out as solo acts for The X Factor UK. They made it all the way to the final round of bootcamp before being turned away.

But then, plot twist! They were brought back on stage and told they could continue through on in the competition as a group!

And voila!  One Direction was born! :)

Zayn Malik, Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, and Niall Horan came together to form what would eventually become my life.

I would just like to point out that this was more important than the creation of the earth.

Since coming in 3rd on the X factor they have released their first album which debuted at #1 in the U.S. (something not even the Beatles accomplished), charted in over 20 other countries, They won a brit (the biggest music award in the UK!) beating out Adele, Rhianna and other artists. They have gone on tour through Europe, co- headlined with BTR in America and are currently headlining there own North America tour. :D Their accomplishments are never ending, I am so proud of out boys <3

They are also working on their second album at the moment and I am counting down the days till it's released! :)

So if you haven't figure out, this is a blog dedicated to my love for One Direction. <3

It will be filled with my constant fan girling and obsessing over our five flawless homosexuals. <3 If you want to fan girl with me I would be over the moon happy! I don't have any directioner friends...










Oh and just a warning I tend to think I'm a lot funnier than I am, and usually when I say something, that, in my mind is Steve Martin level funny, people just look at me like this

And I'm like:

Anyways that's it for now...If you read this, I love you! <3

P.S. Sorry if you don't like my use of gifs but I LOVE THEM. It's like, I need five things to live: Air, food, water, One Direction and gifs. :)

Sincerely, 

Erin